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fstw:

heyfunniest:

When you blink faster than the shutter camera.

nah this is some paranormal activity shit someone please tell this child and his family to move out immediately

fstw:

heyfunniest:

When you blink faster than the shutter camera.

nah this is some paranormal activity shit someone please tell this child and his family to move out immediately

(via nsome)

missyay:

nazerine:

excessivecompulsive:

nazerine:

the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people

you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great

wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me

in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth

(via redsturtle)

demonhunting:

Me flirting: You wanna watch lord of the rings:*seductive voice*extended edition

(via kilifilithorinandco)

pendragonfaerie:

I’m not even sorry about that last one

(via atouchofanarchy)

butt-grab:

so we went to an improv show and we played this game where somebody is given a trait and another player has to guess what it is based on how they answer questions

and one of the players who was a taxidermist was asked “what do you do for a living?” and she replied “oh you know…. stuff” AND TO THIS DAY THAT IS THE GREATEST PUN I HAVE EVER HEARD MY GOD

(via atouchofanarchy)

hannibal against humanity

(Source: thischarmingdevil, via atouchofanarchy)

See, you’re missing the big question. OK, what’s the big question?

(Source: timelordgifs, via tillthenexttimedoctor)

Tear gas

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

jamie-sf:

torisoulphoenix:

avoidgettingread:

Do not wear contact lenses if you are in a situation where you may be tear-gassed. When I went through basic training, we were warned that there was a possibility the tear gas they were using could melt contact lenses.

BOOOOOOOOOOOST!!!!!!!!!!

RE-BOOST

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Proof that tumblr is filled with psychopaths

(In the best way)

(via anthropologyoferebor)

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deathstarwaltz:

In case you missed it- Han Solo concept art for Episode VII

so we have a) hoth and b) malcolm reynolds